Police Groupies in Maryland
Apparently, carrying a gun can’t even get you a Yankees autograph.
Today, Deadspin posted an article claiming two Maryland State Troopers hired to work the first game of the ALDS Yankees Orioles series asked Derek Jeter and Nick Swisher for autographs … during live play.
I mean, God damn it. First off, as an employee of Maryland, shouldn’t you have some respect for the home team? Second off, Nick Swisher?
Y’all could’ve gotten your Jeter fix by waiting for your gift basket the morning after just like everyone else. Rookies.